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Covid Pickup Lines (Humour)

Updated: Apr 13, 2020

If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.

You can’t spell ‘virus’ without U and I.

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

I saw you from across the bar… stay there.

Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

Hey babe! Can I ship you a drink?

You can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T.

I really can’t stay, baby it’s COVID-19 outside.

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