If COVID-19 doesn’t take you out, can I?
Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?
Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead.
You can’t spell ‘virus’ without U and I.
Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.
I saw you from across the bar… stay there.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Hey babe! Can I ship you a drink?
You can’t spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
I really can’t stay, baby it’s COVID-19 outside.