2023 MUST DO LIST

1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Wear a shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on a

street corner.

4. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all

wondering why I gathered you here today.”

5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.

7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

8. Change your name to Simon. Speak in third

person.

9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”

10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

LAUGH! BE KIND! HAVE FUN!

LIFE IS SHORT!